But can the following words bring The Unicorns to justice?

Beautiful!
Haunting!
Pulsing!
Throbbing!
Gyrating!
Shoplifting!
Uncanny, seemingly inherent understanding of pop melody combined with a playful sense of experimentation and natural charisma!

NO!

These three young-uns from the Wild West, more recently based out of Montréal, are shooting up the charts (#29 across Canada for their self-released debut), and have just banged out a new album for release in early October on Alien8 Recordings. The Unicorns have shared the stage with The Microphones, I am Spoonbender, Cat Power and Daniel Jonhnson, and they love massages. Won’t you have them for dinner?

The Unicorns will touring across Canada throughout the Fall of 2003.

“wonderfully fucked-up, oddly touching… sublime: Oh mythical Unicorns, save us from all that is hopelessly normal!”

— Exclaim

“In the spirit of Ween, the Folk Implosion, and any other two headed creatures with heart.”

— Hour Magazine

“silly, awkward, catchy, poignant — often all at once.”

— Montréal Mirror